I think I will start out with the most interesting experience I'v had so far. It will be hard to tell a story better than this one in the future. About a month ago I headed over to the gas station for my normal Dr. Pepper in the afternoon right after lunch. While I was walking in I walked past a Hispanic man trying to purchase a beer and overheard Muhammed asking for his I.D. The man had a friend standing right behind him inching towards the door to leave. I went over to the soda machine and filled up my cup and then walked back over to wait in line behind the 2 men. The man in front trying to buy the beer claimed he did't have identification so naturally Muhammed said he couldn't sell him the beer. While this questioning was going on the mans friend was getting ready to walk out the door when Muhammed turned his head and said "hey where are you going?" I was confused because I was thinking "hey... The man has a right to leave if he wants too?" but then he also asked if he was going to pay for those beers he had hiding in his pocket??? I guess these guys had a plan, one guy tries to distract the cashier by trying to buy a beer without I.D. so they don't actually have to pay for it while the other guy hides beer in his pockets and sneaks out the door. Pretty good plan except for that Muhammed was working that day and he knows everything!
After my buddy called out these guys on there plan to shoplift they got a little angry and used some profanities that I will not mention here. Basically they told Muhammed off and stormed out the door WITHOUT paying for the goods. It was kind of frustrating not being able to do much about it. Muhammed did call the police but by the time they would get there it would be too late.
This was an interesting experience I had but what I just told you wasn't even the best part. The funniest part of the whole situation was their get-a-way transportation device. It was a bicycle. A single bicycle for the two of them to ride off on. Muhammed pointed to the surveillance camera video they had circling the perimeter and we just watched as the guy trying to buy the beer got onto the seat of the bike and the other guy with the big bulky pockets tried to hop on top of the handle bars spreading his legs out to straddle the tire. It took them a moment to get on together but when they finally did they rode very slowly and looked like they could fall over at any moment. The guy on the handle bars looked ridiculous. He could't get his legs to bend the right way because of the contents of his pockets.
So that's my first Circle K moment. I hope you found it as funny as I did! See ya!
